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Hop along Cassidy, amputee

An Australian bar manager was once telling me about a customer who had a particular “sad interest”

Apparently this guy got his kicks (no pun intended) by meeting young ladies with a limb missing - an amputee.

I kid you not.

The bloke was going into great detail about how he had spent a lot of time trying to meet someone like this with a birth defect or who was an amputee.

The manager was more interested in why someone would find this sad situation a turn on. I remember my Australian friend mentioning in no certain terms about the bloke’s appalling dress sense. He had a purple two-tone suit with a very loud, wide, multi-coloured tie.

When the conversation went a little further, the manager enquired as to the occupation of the guy, who happened to be English. “Oh, I’m a high court judge” was the reply.

Only the English, surely, would be interested in a condition like this (and have such bad dress sense too).

It makes my mind boggle, and it does make you wonder that if he got involved sexually with the girl and she was kneeling down in front of him facing away from him, could he claim to have had her on “all threes”?

The customer, not to be deterred, was asking around to see if there was the possibility of finding someone locally with this condition. In fact he was more than willing to pay a finders fee to someone offering a locating service.

So just when you thought you’d seen and heard it all, in the words of the song: “You ain’t seen nothing yet!”