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What an insatiable performance

Someone was here on holiday about seven years ago. Had a lovely girlfriend who he had met in a GoGo.

He was in his forties, she was twenty five.

In order to compensate the bar for the loss of an employee if they choose to be with you, rather than work, you need to pay what is known here as a “bar fine”

As his holiday went on, the girl was always with him by his side, wherever he went.
He was happy as Larry.

Then another guy asked him how things were going generally.
“Fine,” he confided, telling his friend of how he felt about his girlfriend's insatiable sexual appetite.
“We’re at it morning, noon and night.”

And then he added, “She’s costing me more in Viagra than bar fines!”