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Double ended deal

A friend was over here on holiday, generally having a great time - especially visiting some of the more risqué clubs that are around here.

One of these such clubs used to have a show where two young ladies of dubious virtue would pleasure each other with shall we say – a double ended device.
Got the idea? Good.

Well, the bar was packed. In this particular bar, the bar itself was located in the centre of the room forming a giant square and everyone sat around it whilst the show was performed on a podium right in the centre of the bar counter itself.

As the showed ended, my friend noticed that the two girls previously performing had left their double ender on the bar counter.
Quick as a flash, he put his arm over it and purloined it.

After we walked (rapidly) to the door, he examined it (I had no part in this of course), pronounced himself pleased and we returned to my bar.

Where he proceeded to escort two cuties for a little horizontal jogging with the aid of the recently acquired device.

Needless to say it was reported there was a substantial amount of squealing and other pleasurable noises emanating from the room.

note: This piece of "equipment" has since been commandeered to give young ladies who thought all was lost, a second chance as "born again christians" - the second coming, so to speak.