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Happy Herb Pizza 2: Pattaya

Following on from the happy herb pizza 1 story. Our intrepid hero arrived back in Pattaya with the three special pizzas.

After a quick nap, he found out there was a party that evening in a now no-longer running GoGo bar.

He had some food (not pizza) and wandered around to the bar where the party was already in full swing.
He chatted to the manager, telling him the highlights of his Cambodia trip. (Well OK, the sordid details of the happy herb pizza events.)

After an hour or so, the staple diet of the balloon chasers arrived – the free food.
The guy had a plate of the food. While he was eating it, the manager happened to tell him there was some special Thai chicken soup turning up very soon.

Special?

Yes, believe it or not, the cook was always keen to put a little extra “oomph” in the soup. This was a big catering saucepan full of chicken soup. The extra ingredient?
Yup, some more dope.
Not just some more. A whole bag full.

Later on in the evening everyone was (from what they could remember the next day) having a good time. The chicken soup had long gone.
The pizza courier was by this time also getting very merry. He thought it would be a good idea to share one of his pizzas with the staff.

Oh dear.

He nipped back to his room and collected a pizza, stopping only to warm it in the microwave.
Got back to the GoGo and generously gave many of the dancers a slice. Or two.
By the time he had consumed two or three more beers, the pizza was taking its toll on the dancers.
The only dancer remaining upright was hanging onto the pole staring into space.

He staggered off and believe it or not, pick up one more pizza and took it to a friend’s beer bar where it went down a treat.
Until the topping took effect and more people were rolling about the bar many feeling “out of it” too.

It’s almost unbelievable so many people could have a lot of fun for so little food consumed on a per person basis.

Or could you?